Category Archives: Humour
The Great White North Shark
And Other Things I’ve learned As a Bachelor -Part 66 I pet a shark once. It smiled at me and swam away. I believe we are off to a good start! ••• A fight with a Blue Shark … Continue reading
Things I’ve Learned as a Bachelor -Lesson 14
Irons. They’re stupid. In a pinch, hang clothes on shower curtain bar. Turn shower on hot. Spend 10 minutes looking for tv remote -psst- it’s in the fridge. Go back to bathroom. Viola! Clothes are near mint! ••• Secret Ingredients for Bachelors: … Continue reading
Things I’ve Learned As A Bachelor -Lesson 23
On Soup Tomato soup can save your life. Your life, not mine. I hate the stuff. ••• I believe that tomato soup may have procreative abilities behind closed cupboard doors. Whenever I go rummaging I always seem to have way more of … Continue reading
So How’s Your Day Going?
True Stories, gleaned from a variety of sources…. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back … Continue reading
Late Breaking News…. in Ontario
It is rumored that the provincial government of Ontario will soon be passing a law that allows for the public mockery and censure of those caught using their cellular devices during major holidays while at family events. This law will supposedly allow for … Continue reading
A Public Service Announcement
Health Officials in Ontario are warning the general public that due to a higher incidence of rabies than usual in the raccoon population, homeowners should take extra precautions in ensuring that their gates are securely closed, and to refrain from … Continue reading
Beetin’ Up, Old Age.
I am eating a big bowl of beets right now. Thought you should know. By tomorrow morning at 5:30 am when I’m up to take a wizz I will have forgotten this and worry momentarily that a kidney has burst. Growing … Continue reading
My Dogs Have a More Interesting Life Than I Do… Or, Is It Just My Imagination.
I have two pugs. They love me like no other. They tilt their heads to listen, And don’t care if I stutter. They enjoy the company of people, Are low maintenance as well. I can sometimes use them as pillows, … Continue reading
WHY I CAN’T BE HINDU
Today I was moving boxes around, remnants of a life unshucked. While driving down Mallard Rd; I looked up for flying ducks. Contemplating isotropic principle, and things probably better left unsaid, I thought, “Maybe I should be Hindu?, Maybe I’d be better fed?’ … Continue reading
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