Category Archives: Humour

The Great White North Shark

And Other Things I’ve learned As a Bachelor -Part 66     I pet a shark once. It smiled at me and swam away. I believe we are off to a good start! ••• A fight with a Blue Shark … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned as a Bachelor -Lesson 14

Irons. They’re stupid. In a pinch, hang clothes on shower curtain bar. Turn shower on hot. Spend 10 minutes looking for tv remote -psst- it’s in the fridge. Go back to bathroom. Viola!  Clothes are near mint! ••• Secret Ingredients for Bachelors: … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned As A Bachelor -Lesson 23

On Soup Tomato soup can save your life. Your life, not mine. I hate the stuff. ••• I believe that tomato soup may have procreative abilities behind closed cupboard doors. Whenever I go rummaging I always seem to have way more of … Continue reading

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So How’s Your Day Going?

True Stories, gleaned from a variety of sources….    The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back … Continue reading

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Late Breaking News…. in Ontario

It is rumored that the provincial government  of Ontario  will soon be passing a law that allows for the public mockery and censure of  those caught using their cellular devices during major holidays while at family events. This  law will supposedly allow for … Continue reading

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A Public Service Announcement

Health Officials in Ontario are warning the general public that due to a higher incidence of rabies than usual in the raccoon population, homeowners should take extra precautions in ensuring that their gates are securely closed, and to refrain from … Continue reading

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Beetin’ Up, Old Age.

I am eating a big bowl of beets right now. Thought you should know. By tomorrow morning at 5:30 am when I’m up to take a wizz I will have forgotten this and worry momentarily that a kidney has burst. Growing … Continue reading

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