Tomato soup can save your life. Your life, not mine. I hate the stuff.
I believe that tomato soup may have procreative abilities behind closed cupboard doors.
Whenever I go rummaging I always seem to have way more of them than before.
I have a sneaking suspicion that they are devouring my mushroom soup under cover of dark.
Bachelor Advice: The product below is neither suitable for low fat diets, nor for anyone really.
Rating: 1 star for sustenance.