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Things I’ve Learned as a Bachelor -Lesson 14
Irons. They’re stupid. In a pinch, hang clothes on shower curtain bar. Turn shower on hot. Spend 10 minutes looking for tv remote -psst- it’s in the fridge. Go back to bathroom. Viola! Clothes are near mint! ••• Secret Ingredients for Bachelors: … Continue reading
Things I’ve Learned As A Bachelor -Lesson 23
On Soup Tomato soup can save your life. Your life, not mine. I hate the stuff. ••• I believe that tomato soup may have procreative abilities behind closed cupboard doors. Whenever I go rummaging I always seem to have way more of … Continue reading
Beetin’ Up, Old Age.
I am eating a big bowl of beets right now. Thought you should know. By tomorrow morning at 5:30 am when I’m up to take a wizz I will have forgotten this and worry momentarily that a kidney has burst. Growing … Continue reading
Where’s Willy? -Or Why Political Correctness Hurts Me on So Many Levels
↑ There are so many things going on in the world today that require our attention. I imagine that this issue is not one of them. However… I hate political correctness. I despise it. Political correctness is a pretense; it’s false and … Continue reading
My Dogs Have a More Interesting Life Than I Do… Or, Is It Just My Imagination.
I have two pugs. They love me like no other. They tilt their heads to listen, And don’t care if I stutter. They enjoy the company of people, Are low maintenance as well. I can sometimes use them as pillows, … Continue reading
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