So How’s Your Day Going?

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True Stories, gleaned from a variety of sources….

 

 The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil

spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most

expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers

and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, they were both

eaten by a killer whale.

 

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking

frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards

the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current,she

whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his

arm in two places.

Until that moment, he was happily listening to his walkman.

 

 Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending

pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs (all two thousand of

them) escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two

hapless protesters to death.

And finally…….

 

Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn’t pay enough postage on a letter

bomb. It came back with “return to sender” stamped on it. Forgetting it was

the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

 

So, how’s your day going?

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About Boon Tarkas

Two Great Parents My bedroom was a library Opinionated but,more often that not, factual. Transcending physicality. "If you don't take action now, you may settle for nothing later!" -RATM You gotta fight, fight the powers that be!" -Public Enemy "Oh let the son beat down upon my face, stars to fill my dreams." -Zeppelin
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3 Responses to So How’s Your Day Going?

  1. Hahah, these are real? Dear lord. I have that sick sense of humor that would have caused me to keel over laughing at the seal ceremony. As long as it wasn’t my 80k getting eaten by a whale

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