Author Archives: Boon Tarkas

About Boon Tarkas

Two Great Parents My bedroom was a library Opinionated but,more often that not, factual. Transcending physicality. "If you don't take action now, you may settle for nothing later!" -RATM You gotta fight, fight the powers that be!" -Public Enemy "Oh let the son beat down upon my face, stars to fill my dreams." -Zeppelin

The Great White North Shark II

And Other Things I’ve learned As a Bachelor -Part 42   I caught a Lemon Shark once. I put it in my salt water pool and added a generous amount of tequila. It died. Who knew? Where’s a Nurse Shark … Continue reading

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Things Well Said: Mitch Teemly

Originally posted on Mitch Teemley: “Friends say to me a lot, ‘Monogamy is not natural.’ And I always, say, ‘Well, neither are toilets, but when you don’t use them, things get very messy.’” ~Andrew Gurland (creator of the TV series … Continue reading

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Rise Up!

There is no Death. Although you may die. Freedom is won. But don’t take no lives. Rise Up. Rise up! This too shall pass. And you shall inherit, “at last, at last!” Too sting and fly, And solidly stand, Your’ … Continue reading

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The Great White North Shark

And Other Things I’ve learned As a Bachelor -Part 66     I pet a shark once. It smiled at me and swam away. I believe we are off to a good start! ••• A fight with a Blue Shark … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned as a Bachelor -Lesson 14

Irons. They’re stupid. In a pinch, hang clothes on shower curtain bar. Turn shower on hot. Spend 10 minutes looking for tv remote -psst- it’s in the fridge. Go back to bathroom. Viola!  Clothes are near mint! ••• Secret Ingredients for Bachelors: … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned As A Bachelor -Lesson 23

On Soup Tomato soup can save your life. Your life, not mine. I hate the stuff. ••• I believe that tomato soup may have procreative abilities behind closed cupboard doors. Whenever I go rummaging I always seem to have way more of … Continue reading

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He Is one of the Greatest

Here’s to my hero Cassius Ali. Enough of this body! Today  is now free. Speed that transcended Both butterfly and bee. … And now, for an encore Ultimate synchronicity. Where Word, spirit, mind and body mesh.    

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