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Rise Up!

There is no Death. Although you may die. Freedom is won. But don’t take no lives. Rise Up. Rise up! This too shall pass. And you shall inherit, “at last, at last!” Too sting and fly, And solidly stand, Your’ … Continue reading

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The Great White North Shark

And Other Things I’ve learned As a Bachelor -Part 66     I pet a shark once. It smiled at me and swam away. I believe we are off to a good start! ••• A fight with a Blue Shark … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned as a Bachelor -Lesson 14

Irons. They’re stupid. In a pinch, hang clothes on shower curtain bar. Turn shower on hot. Spend 10 minutes looking for tv remote -psst- it’s in the fridge. Go back to bathroom. Viola!  Clothes are near mint! ••• Secret Ingredients for Bachelors: … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned As A Bachelor -Lesson 23

On Soup Tomato soup can save your life. Your life, not mine. I hate the stuff. ••• I believe that tomato soup may have procreative abilities behind closed cupboard doors. Whenever I go rummaging I always seem to have way more of … Continue reading

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So How’s Your Day Going?

True Stories, gleaned from a variety of sources….    The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back … Continue reading

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Things I Am Thankful For…a -not so comprehensive- List

    ” I may not be where I want to be but I’m thankful for not being where I used to be.” -Habeeb Akande As the year draws to close I am reminded of things that I am grateful … Continue reading

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Late Breaking News…. in Ontario

It is rumored that the provincial government  of Ontario  will soon be passing a law that allows for the public mockery and censure of  those caught using their cellular devices during major holidays while at family events. This  law will supposedly allow for … Continue reading

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