Late Breaking News…. in Ontario


It is rumored that the provincial government  of Ontario  will soon be passing a law that allows for the public mockery and censure of  those caught using their cellular devices during major holidays while at family events.

This  law will supposedly allow for quick inspections of pertinent personal data:  such as  Word Press ‘likes’ and other cyber-minutiae*  – but stresses that the circumnavigation of the virtual world while in the proximity of Grandma and Uncle Bob, should be strictly prohibited.

As spokesperson for this bill,  Representative Boon Tarkas had this to say:  “Nothing says selfish wanker and disconnected drone like bytes between bites.”


Surprisingly this initiative did not originate in the Eastern provinces♠ where the art of forthrightness and ‘getting drunk off your ass on screech’ and ‘laying it out like it was really is’  is far more prevalent.

Apparently, Hope does rise eternal!


  • * ‘C’mon, is that freighter full yet!?’
  • ♠ -see PEI, Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, Maine -who aren’t, but want to be, and especially Newfies!


About Boon Tarkas

Two Great Parents My bedroom was a library Opinionated but,more often that not, factual. Transcending physicality. "If you don't take action now, you may settle for nothing later!" -RATM You gotta fight, fight the powers that be!" -Public Enemy "Oh let the son beat down upon my face, stars to fill my dreams." -Zeppelin
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