And Other Things I’ve learned As a Bachelor -Part 42
I caught a Lemon Shark once. I put it in my salt water pool and added a generous amount of tequila. It died.
Where’s a Nurse Shark when you need one.
If you ever have to fight a shark don’t invite it to a cage match.
A Tiger Shark has no sense of fashion.
Hammerheads have been known to drink too much. …Fish!
I know, undeniably, that sharks do not live in the Great Lakes.
That, however, does not prevent me from peeing myself every time a piece of seaweed
touches my leg.
Just like two guys with the same name may not get along, neither will Bull Sharks and Bulldogs. “Sorry Angus! Who knew?!