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The Great White North Shark II

And Other Things I’ve learned As a Bachelor -Part 42   I caught a Lemon Shark once. I put it in my salt water pool and added a generous amount of tequila. It died. Who knew? Where’s a Nurse Shark … Continue reading

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Things Well Said: Mitch Teemly

Originally posted on Mitch Teemley: “Friends say to me a lot, ‘Monogamy is not natural.’ And I always, say, ‘Well, neither are toilets, but when you don’t use them, things get very messy.’” ~Andrew Gurland (creator of the TV series … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned As A Bachelor -Lesson 23

On Soup Tomato soup can save your life. Your life, not mine. I hate the stuff. ••• I believe that tomato soup may have procreative abilities behind closed cupboard doors. Whenever I go rummaging I always seem to have way more of … Continue reading

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He Is one of the Greatest

Here’s to my hero Cassius Ali. Enough of this body! Today  is now free. Speed that transcended Both butterfly and bee. … And now, for an encore Ultimate synchronicity. Where Word, spirit, mind and body mesh.    

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Meteorology is a Science!

And other things that take some s’plainin’!    

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Things I Am Thankful For…a -not so comprehensive- List

    ” I may not be where I want to be but I’m thankful for not being where I used to be.” -Habeeb Akande As the year draws to close I am reminded of things that I am grateful … Continue reading

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Late Breaking News…. in Ontario

It is rumored that the provincial government  of Ontario  will soon be passing a law that allows for the public mockery and censure of  those caught using their cellular devices during major holidays while at family events. This  law will supposedly allow for … Continue reading

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God is for losers

It doesn’t matter how often you fall as long as long as you get back up. And, it doesn’t matter how you start, it all comes down to how you finish. I’ll finish strong. And I’ll bear the scars of … Continue reading

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GRACE under Pressure

“Pressure pushing down on me. Pressing down on you no man ask for Under pressure that brings a building down…. Can’t we give ourselves one more chance Why can’t we give love that one more chance…. ‘Cause love’s such an … Continue reading

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however fleeting

Originally posted on A Narcissist Writes Letters, To Himself:
I’d like to think, when I walk face first into a spider web, there’s a brief moment where the spider thinks it’s his lucky day Followed quickly by that feeling that…

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