The Great White North Shark

And Other Things I’ve learned As a Bachelor -Part 66

GREAT WHITE NORTH SHARK

 

 

I pet a shark once. It smiled at me and swam away. I believe we are off to a good start!

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A fight with a Blue Shark can sometimes be averted if you simply ask, “How are you feeling?”

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Sharks do not mistake people for seals when they attack. They know who we are bio-chemically and electrically. They just don’t give a sh!t.

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Dolphins don’t attack sharks in the presence of humans to help us out. They attack sharks because sharks are d!cks!

 

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About Boon Tarkas

Two Great Parents My bedroom was a library Opinionated but,more often that not, factual. Transcending physicality. "If you don't take action now, you may settle for nothing later!" -RATM You gotta fight, fight the powers that be!" -Public Enemy "Oh let the son beat down upon my face, stars to fill my dreams." -Zeppelin
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