And Other Things I’ve learned As a Bachelor -Part 66
I pet a shark once. It smiled at me and swam away. I believe we are off to a good start!
A fight with a Blue Shark can sometimes be averted if you simply ask, “How are you feeling?”
Sharks do not mistake people for seals when they attack. They know who we are bio-chemically and electrically. They just don’t give a sh!t.
Dolphins don’t attack sharks in the presence of humans to help us out. They attack sharks because sharks are d!cks!