Irons. They’re stupid. In a pinch, hang clothes on shower curtain bar. Turn shower on hot. Spend 10 minutes looking for tv remote -psst- it’s in the fridge. Go back to bathroom. Viola! Clothes are near mint!
Secret Ingredients for Bachelors: Mushroom soup makes everything taste better. Splash of pickle, minced olives lend an epicurean feel to chow. Also, butter.
Invest in a good shower curtain. I have a ‘rapey’ one. Whenever I jump in it becomes all ‘touchy-feely’, all huggy. It’s gross.
Invariably, if I have a big date, or a job interview, it is only after jumping out of the shower that I really have to poop.